After falling behind the New York Cosmos, San Francisco responded with two goals to win their first home game of the fall season. Here are three things we learned from the game: 1) The team responded well to the loss of Cristian Portilla A day before the Cosmos game the team learned they would be
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- Jerk with Smirk ain’t Stitches
By Stitches - Wednesday Jun 28, 2017
“Snake” … “Evil” … “Disgusting.” No, not Stitches. Latest count shows that 134 potential jurors for Martin Shkreli’s trial were sent home because they couldn’t stand to see him smirk a minute longer. The “Pharma Bro” always seems to be in a good mood even though he faces up to 20 years in prison for...
- Jerk fisherman shoots helpless shark to death
By Lia Eustachewich - Friday Aug 4, 2017
Disturbing video has emerged of a callous Florida fisherman laughing after shooting a hammerhead shark to death as it dangles helplessly from a fishing rod. The sickening footage, which is now being investigated by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, shows a man in sunglasses and a red cap pointing a small pistol at the...
- Fit City: Taking Night-Life Cue, Gyms Lower the Lights
By TATIANA BONCOMPAGNI - Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
Cycling, boxing and running studios, as well as some full-service gyms, are using sophisticated lighting systems to heighten the exercise experience.
- Beer-throwing jerk gets banned from every MLB stadium
By Jeremy Layton - Wednesday Jun 28, 2017
The drunken Blue Jays fan who hurled a beer onto the field during last year’s playoffs won’t have the chance to do it again for at least a year. Ken Pagan, who infamously chucked a can of beer at Orioles outfielder Hyun Soo Kim during the 2016 AL Wild Card Game, was banned from all...
- Cops arrest jerk for faking family’s death in London fire to get money
By Yaron Steinbuch - Thursday Jun 29, 2017
London police busted a man who claimed his family was killed in the Grenfell Tower fire — just to get money and free lodging, officials said. The 52-year-old, whose name was not released, claimed that he lost his wife, son and all his possessions in the inferno that claimed at least 80 lives, the Telegraph...